Time to go hard!

Yoooooooo, how’s it hanging? It should be hangin at all on Werk-N-Jerk Wednesdays!!! OWWWWWWWWWWW!

Discharged from the army after coming out

So I’m totally confused…why can’t there be gays in the military? If a fag wants to serve his country (and not in a gay way) then what’s the issue? Better him than me!!! I ain’t built for no military. The worst outcome is I run into a gay dude that is trained in hand to hand combat and he takes me down…more like forces me down. Yuck. All jokes aside, I can’t believe this is still an issue. If he can shoot, kill, save lives, and all that other good shit, then why discharge him (or her)? I’m really lost by what the fear is of gays in the military. It’s already been proven that they aren’t the creator of AIDS, they don’t make others gay (maybe more confident to come out but they don’t have a gay stone that makes straight people look for the same sex). Maybe my gay friends, hOmar and hOfi aka Gay Tonys, can provide some insight. Are gay people with guns not as scary as straight people with guns?

Brasilian student expelled and reinstated...stupid

Ok, I don’t understand why this is news. ANYWHERE!! It shouldn’t be news in Brasil and it certainly shouldn’t be news in America. So she wore a short dress…in Brasil. That’s like a black man gettin arrested in Africa for being black. It’s the fuckin norm out there! I guess her actions in class (hiking up her skirt, twirling around on a pole (why is there a pole on campus? Lamp post maybe?) ) are what got her expelled. Obviously the school doesn’t want her practicing for work while on campus. This just goes to show how bored I am with the world, that I’m even discussing non events. Sigh.

Mobile strippers in Vegas

Like my man said, you don’t bring you kids to Vegas. You take em to Disney. I mean, who is runnin around with their kids after 10pm anyways? I think that is a novel idea and the girls where lookin pretty stacked…out of all the ones they coulda interviewed, they chose Pinocc-hoe, smh. I could really see this being a traffic issue tho. It’s bad enough havin drunk or tipsy or a distracted driver as it is. Now you wanna throw in some pole dancing? The Vegas strip is too busy for all that extra shit. It’s a great idea, but I see the city shuttin it down soon.

J. Lo doesn't want ex to release video

If you’re strapped for cash, what do you usually do? Most people find another job or somethin but that’s not the case for J. Lo’s ex-hubby. Ojani Noa is tryin to release a video of him and J. Lo on their honeymoon. Lopez is filing a suit to keep it from comin out. It appears her and her lawyers want to look at the tape first and make sure it doesn’t make her look like the grimy bitch she is. What’s most likely gonna happen is J. Lo is gonna pay Noa not to release the tape and he can go about his merry life ballin outta control. Then when he’s strapped for cash, another video will surface. This will continue until he is ready to release the sex tape, and that’s when he’ll really get paid. Damn, why can I be a nobody who married and divorced a somebody and slowly extorts them for the rest of my life?

Abdul Jabbar has cancer!!!

Hey man, we are praying for ya. But if Magic can beat AIDS, then you can beat Leukemia…damn lucky Lakers. But I’m really posting this for the rest of ya’ll. Even if you are an athlete and are in great health, you’re still susceptible to cancer and other ailments. Get to a doctor!!! Hopefully this health reform bill passes so that other people can keep their health.

Rihanna on her Mr. Roger's game

Before we jump to the Ri-Ri pics, I got into a debate, which turned out to be just an argument at the end, with someone about Chris Brown’s career. They had just finished watchin Rihanna’s interview and felt that CB was done for. They said CB wouldn’t rebound and he would fade away. I disagreed, showin the person that celebrities bounce back all the time and society tends to forgive and forget when it doesn’t directly involve them. I didn’t realize some people were just sooo emotional…anyways everyone agreed with my point and disagreed with the emo I was talkin to. But how do ya’ll feel? Do you think CB is done deaded or can the 19 year old singer still bounce back and become a world superstar like he once was (and in my opinion, still is)? Anyways, here is Rihanna lookin terrible with that golden hair. What is she? A Greek goddess? Halloween was two weeks ago boo boo – wash that shit out.

Difference between real and fake

You may wanna turn the sound down for this one, but enjoy Werk-N-Jerk Wednesdays!!!



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I wish the world would end...

Don’t think I left you…I’ve just been disinterested in the heartache this world likes to bring…so here is some good news (even though it’s not Friday). And congrats to the Yankees!!! World Champs!!! That’s great news!! NY is back on top!!!

Trey Songz - I Invented Sex

Trey Songz…yupppppppppp!

I’m soooo glad Drake isn’t on this version. I wish he was left off the album too! That dude is so wack. But anyways, TS is like a cuter more famous version of me. All I need is for him to bring girls into the room, blindfold them, and then I’ll come in. They won’t even know the difference…except the girl would be like “damn Trey, you don’t fit anymore. Did you get bigger?” Owwwwwwwwwwww.

Child leaves messages after death

You don’t have to watch the entire video, just up until they interview the parents.

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HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THAT??? Seriously. When they found the latest note in the coloring book, I got chills. Why can’t adults be this thoughtful and loving? The world would be such a great place! I’m comin off extra mushy and I don’t care. Sick of hearing about Jon & Kate, or how Obama isn’t fulfilling his duties, or how some sicko did something sick. It’s tiring. I could never be a real news reporter. So depressing. Even though the girl died, she still left behind something that continues to put a smile not just on the faces of her family members, but anyone that hears this story. And she’s inspired her parents to do more. It’s amazing that a child can get more accomplished in death than most adults living.

Dallas Cowgirl gets in tough with her roots

LMAO, white people can be so oblivious at times. I think it’s because SHE IS a Dallas Cowgirl she can get away with it. Most of her coworkers (the NFL) are black and I’m pretty sure she’s flirted/chatted with some of the players before. I think this was just a lapse in judgment. But that makes me wonder…because why didn’t any of her black friends tell her it might not be a good idea? I’m guessin it was a good idea up until the photos were leaked. Hopefully the Eagles don’t take it out on the Cowboys next Sunday.

Olivia Munn needs to put her ass on my face

Olivia Munn was on the Jimmy Fallon show with Artie Lange (Mad TV). Funny stuff.
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Olivia Munn is the ONLY white girl I would marry based on personality. Not sayin that she isn’t cute, but she is just too funny with a good balance of dorky, nerdy, and sexy. Sarah Silverman take notes.
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